“Waldorf, I’m aware we’re on pretty shaky ground right now, and this probably won’t help. But those footless tights were a mistake. It’s darling that we coordinate so well, I’ll admit - it adds a very twee aspect to this whole love/hate thing we have going. But I just wish those damn tights weren’t footless. Who are you, Brooklyn? No, not that Brooklyn. Girl Brooklyn. The one with the video camera.
What do you mean, my socks and jacket are too matchy-matchy? That’s it, we’re officially on the outs again. And I am so going to bang Girl Brooklyn for that comment. You’ll see.”