“I am too proud and rich to beg, Blair.  With that said, look how well we coordinate.  The couple who wears green together stays together, even if one half of that couple lied to the other half so they could bang some stick figure interior decorator. And then countless other skanks.  But enough about my summer.

… Okay, fine.  In all honesty I was originally wearing lavender.  I slipped away and changed once I saw your outfit.  Waldorf, sometimes I think you know me too well.”