“Woah, Archibald! Chuck Bass - wearer of pink, lover of many - does not need nose candy. I’ve got enough self confidence and stamina to outparty a hundred Lindsay Lohans. With that said, hand it over. There’s a certain self-righteous Humphrey I wouldn’t mind seeing all jittery and overstimulated. You know I love a good public humiliation.
And tuck in your shirt. You look like a slob.”