“Woah, Archibald!  Chuck Bass - wearer of pink, lover of many - does not need nose candy.  I’ve got enough self confidence and stamina to outparty a hundred Lindsay Lohans. With that said, hand it over.  There’s a certain self-righteous Humphrey I wouldn’t mind seeing all jittery and overstimulated.  You know I love a good public humiliation.

And tuck in your shirt.  You look like a slob.”