“Nathaniel.  If your uptight harpy girlfriend is going to call every five minutes, I’m going to need you to put your phone on silent.  In case you forgot, Humphrey punched me in my face - as if I were a damn commoner.  It still hurts, I’m hungover, I’m in bed with working class hos, and the only pair of pajamas I could find after last night’s bender are really better suited for the holiday season.  It’s not a good morning.”