“This jacket … is my personal Scarlet Letter.  I can’t deny my virility — to myself or to the beautiful women who flock to me.  I am the Pied Piper of dirty, strings-free sex.  This jacket symbolizes that.  I do not cuddle, says the jacket.  I screw and go, because I’m Chuck Bass.  And you’re okay with that, because I’m Chuck Bass.”

“This jacket … is my personal Scarlet Letter.  I can’t deny my virility — to myself or to the beautiful women who flock to me.  I am the Pied Piper of dirty, strings-free sex.  This jacket symbolizes that.  I do not cuddle, says the jacket.  I screw and go, because I’m Chuck Bass.  And you’re okay with that, because I’m Chuck Bass.”