“What?  No, she loves orange.  There’s no bowtie, true, but the sheen of the jacket more than makes up for it.  You know who I am.  There’s no way this won’t end with … yeah, with a bang.  At least three times tonight and probably a few more times in the morning.  The flowers?  Yellow roses.

… Yellow roses symbolize what?  Friendship?  Are you serious?  But they coordinate so well with the pocket square.  What color symbolizes ‘no one leaves a mark quite like you do’?  Yeah, literally.”