"Hell yeah these pants are red.  Look how red my pants are!  Nate could never wear pants this red.  Nate doesn’t have enough personality for pants this exuberant, this delightfully whimsical. Though maybe I shouldn’t have gone with the green socks.  Wait - what am I thinking?  I’m Chuck Bass.  Of course I should have.”

"Hell yeah these pants are red.  Look how red my pants are!  Nate could never wear pants this red.  Nate doesn’t have enough personality for pants this exuberant, this delightfully whimsical. Though maybe I shouldn’t have gone with the green socks.  Wait - what am I thinking?  I’m Chuck Bass.  Of course I should have.”