“Sometimes when I’m sad about my hollow life filled with bitches and booze and occasional angst-filled dalliances with a certain doe-eyed Waldorf, I like to put on my velvet blazer (accented by a coordinating pocket square, of course - I’m not one of those low-rent Brooklyn types that don’t know how to accesorize) and pour myself a stiff drink or ten.”

“Sometimes when I’m sad about my hollow life filled with bitches and booze and occasional angst-filled dalliances with a certain doe-eyed Waldorf, I like to put on my velvet blazer (accented by a coordinating pocket square, of course - I’m not one of those low-rent Brooklyn types that don’t know how to accesorize) and pour myself a stiff drink or ten.”